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What's worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
Little Mermaid
I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with...
A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home...
Think quality
What's pink and slowly turns red?
A dentis appointment
A young man was staying on a farm with his uncle and aunt...
A big bird
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Lorena Bobbitt had just cut off her husband's penis...
How did Captain Hook die?
St. Peter meets Mother Theresa at the Gates Of Heaven...
A game of golf
Ed and Ted met for the first time in twenty years...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes...
A little girl was walking along a beach in California...
The third wish
Ashamed
It finally dawned
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts...
A really bad, terrible mistake
Changed my mind!
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club...
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar...
A caring son
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar...
Mirror, mirror
The blind date had not been all that great and...
Good fortune
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro...
Paying bills
A man walks into a pub...
Condom Modelling Rejection
This guy walks in to a bathroom...
The definition of a phallic symbol
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