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Lessons from Noah\'s Ark

Plan ahead...
It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.Stay fit.
When you're 600 years old, someone might ask you to do something REALLY big.Don't listen to critics - do what must be done.Build on high ground.For safety's sake, travel in pairs.Two heads are better than one.Speed isn't always an advantage.
The cheetahs were on board...
but then so were the turtles.Take care of your animals as if they were the last ones on earth.Don't forget that we're all in the same boat.When things get really deep, don't sit there and complain--shovel!Stay below deck during the storm.The ark was built by amateurs and the Titanic was built by professionals.If you have to start over, have a friend by your side.Remember that the woodpeckers inside are often a bigger threat than the storm outside.Don't miss the boat.
Repeat...
Do NOT miss the boat...No matter how bleak it looks, there's always a rainbow on the horizon.